He so fat it takes him two trips to haul ass
There are certain things that make me sick and I will share one with you. Did you know that if you are 150 lbs. over weight you can get a handicaped sticker? So fat asses have and express lane to the buffet. I am not trying to be mean but the average (in-shape) person eats about six pounds of food a day. The average fat ass can eat an average person a day. Now I have nothing against fat people, except there are starving kids in Africa (and probably starving kids at their dinner table.) Now the picture below is a picture of me when I was 14 and I lost over 2000 lbs. So if you are this fat but you are really determined to lose weight, then stop fucking eating. Literally starve yourself until you can wipe your own ass. Who am I kidding, if your this fat you will never make it as a runway model; you cant even run because your knees will buckle and your knee caps will spue out of your body like water melon seeds. Seriously fat people make me sick, mainly by how they look. SO HERE ARE A COUPLE OF WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR A FAT ASS. ( )( )
1. If you look down and don't see your genitals, you're probably a fat ass.
2. If you have ever bit your finger because it did not get out of the way while you were eating, you're probably a fat ass.
3. If you have ever watched Loony Toons and got hungry from looking at the charicters, you're probably a fat ass.
4. If you have ever mistakingly eatten plastic fruit, you're probably a fat ass.
5. If you get out of breath while trying to scratch your butt, you're probably a fat ass.
6. If you have ever been kicked out of a buffet becaused it closed in the middle of your meal, you're probably a fat ass.
7. If you ever entered a hot dog eating contest for some free food, you're probably a fat ass.
8. If you are banned from ordering the endless bowl of pasta, you're probably a fat ass.
9. If you cant help your gut from touching the steering wheel of your car when you drive, you're probably a fat ass.
10.If you ever had a nightmare starring Jenny Craig, you're probably a fat ass.
1. If you look down and don't see your genitals, you're probably a fat ass.
2. If you have ever bit your finger because it did not get out of the way while you were eating, you're probably a fat ass.
3. If you have ever watched Loony Toons and got hungry from looking at the charicters, you're probably a fat ass.
4. If you have ever mistakingly eatten plastic fruit, you're probably a fat ass.
5. If you get out of breath while trying to scratch your butt, you're probably a fat ass.
6. If you have ever been kicked out of a buffet becaused it closed in the middle of your meal, you're probably a fat ass.
7. If you ever entered a hot dog eating contest for some free food, you're probably a fat ass.
8. If you are banned from ordering the endless bowl of pasta, you're probably a fat ass.
9. If you cant help your gut from touching the steering wheel of your car when you drive, you're probably a fat ass.
10.If you ever had a nightmare starring Jenny Craig, you're probably a fat ass.
posted by fox at 9:01 PM
2 Comments:
how much do you weigh? 100#? maybe 110? i think you're just jealous of people who can retain food. the people you are referring to are not simply "fat," they're "professionals" and "artists." they have simply perfected the art of comestible retention. obviously you aren't nearly as capable as that guy, who is obviously a gentleman and a scholar.
and look, he's about to bang your sister in that picture. or is that your mom? damn spsu kids, never can tell.
Watch out Foxworthy, there's a new show in town!
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