Fun for the Whole Family (not sure if the links are working so just copy and paste)
The holidays are coming up soon and I know what you are thinking, what could be worse then another boring holiday. In-laws and distant relatives coming to your house from all over the country,some of them coming in their house. Your fat Uncle Larry sleeping in your bed while you have to bunk with a 12 year-old bed wetter. Your relatives asking, "When you gonna grad-u-ate?" Why so you can mooch cause your lotto plan did not work out?
Follow this link if you want to see a picture of last years turkey day.
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/RedneckGathering.jpg
I just want to give a few suggestions just to spice things up a little bit.
1. If single, bring a friend of the same sex over. Hang out together a lot. Thumb wrestle around crowds of family. Give your friend lots of complements. At bed time have the friend sleep on a couch and you bunk in a sleeping bag at the bed of the couch. Leave and tell your parents they may be seeing a lot more of the friend. Last, never say anything else about it.
2. Play reminisce. This is a fun game for siblings. How you play is, while all players are present you have to get another family member to tell a story by saying "remember that time when...." and for each new story you get a point. I played with my sister for two hours. The funny thing is the attention your family members get from you makes them feel warm, too bad you really don't love them and are just using them.
3. Teach the young ones to cuss, someone has to do it.
4. At dinner freak out about how they murdered a turkey and how they should not eat it. Rip off the drumstick and lick it and say, "Who is gonna eat this now?" Then look at the drumsticks and begin pigging out and say, "I have missed you" Last apologize, you will probably be applauded for you break through.
5. Turn the water off to the toilets and flush the last flush. Embarrassment is a beautiful color. If that person ask for help, make a big scene.
6. If you are going to your girlfriend's/wife's family's feast, tell her family she hits you. (If this is really true then get help, Wood.)
7. Eat chili for the next three days. Gas is always funny, and this way everyone can enjoy it.
Drive safe
http://bellhollowdogtraining.com/Redneck%20Children%20and%20Dogs.jpg
Follow this link if you want to see a picture of last years turkey day.
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/RedneckGathering.jpg
I just want to give a few suggestions just to spice things up a little bit.
1. If single, bring a friend of the same sex over. Hang out together a lot. Thumb wrestle around crowds of family. Give your friend lots of complements. At bed time have the friend sleep on a couch and you bunk in a sleeping bag at the bed of the couch. Leave and tell your parents they may be seeing a lot more of the friend. Last, never say anything else about it.
2. Play reminisce. This is a fun game for siblings. How you play is, while all players are present you have to get another family member to tell a story by saying "remember that time when...." and for each new story you get a point. I played with my sister for two hours. The funny thing is the attention your family members get from you makes them feel warm, too bad you really don't love them and are just using them.
3. Teach the young ones to cuss, someone has to do it.
4. At dinner freak out about how they murdered a turkey and how they should not eat it. Rip off the drumstick and lick it and say, "Who is gonna eat this now?" Then look at the drumsticks and begin pigging out and say, "I have missed you" Last apologize, you will probably be applauded for you break through.
5. Turn the water off to the toilets and flush the last flush. Embarrassment is a beautiful color. If that person ask for help, make a big scene.
6. If you are going to your girlfriend's/wife's family's feast, tell her family she hits you. (If this is really true then get help, Wood.)
7. Eat chili for the next three days. Gas is always funny, and this way everyone can enjoy it.
Drive safe
http://bellhollowdogtraining.com/Redneck%20Children%20and%20Dogs.jpg
posted by fox at 6:04 AM
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