Being Unemployed Sucks When You Dont Have a Job
As you may or may not know reciently many companies have been closing down their plants and factories and have been moving their labor across seas. Don't believe me, check your pants. No really, where was you underware made, not here. On top of this, illegal immigrants are also taking up jobs. I work for a unionized company, whose name I will disguise, UBS. Currently our labor force sucks, so I see the bottom of the barrel. Most of these people would rather get fired then do their job. How does UBS, United Box Scervice, make their money? OVERPRICING!!!!! Another responce to the unemployment problem is, blame Bush. This to I think is incorrect, he has a job, so he is helping the unemployment rate. He has worked hard to get where he is and it had nothing to do, what so ever, with his fathers money. I mean really how much does being a rich spoiled brat for your entire life really help out. The real problem is slackers who want to mouch of everything and have a job that requires them to do nothing.
I propose a bill that will require a number on a portion of your drivers license. You will be graded as a person by every employer based on that grade you will recive a number from 0-5, I call it the Workable. This number will reflect how lazy you are. There will be a base number for a job and you multiply that number by the Workability factor to get how much you should pay a person. So for a plumber the base number would be like 5. If you were an incredable hard worker you whould have the base number 5 muiltplied by your workability factor (also 5). You will be paid 25 dollars an hour. And if you get a degree and certifications you would have a experice and knowledge factor included with you workability factor, so someone like a doctor would get paid the right amount.
This does pose a problem with the people that get low scores. After analyizing the job maket there is still a place for these people. Goverment and county jobs will be accectable for these select millions. Jobs at UBS will still be available as well.
This leaves one portion of the population left, the homeless. These are the poeple that do not want to have a job or any function in society. I am not including stay at home parents, they have an important job. The homeless will be forced to work, doing mindless jobs such as cleaning the streets. Another option is force them to do bum fights. All homeless people will be paid in crack. This gets the streets clean and at the same time gets rid of bums.
A craked out bum is a happy bum.
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/bum.jpg
I propose a bill that will require a number on a portion of your drivers license. You will be graded as a person by every employer based on that grade you will recive a number from 0-5, I call it the Workable. This number will reflect how lazy you are. There will be a base number for a job and you multiply that number by the Workability factor to get how much you should pay a person. So for a plumber the base number would be like 5. If you were an incredable hard worker you whould have the base number 5 muiltplied by your workability factor (also 5). You will be paid 25 dollars an hour. And if you get a degree and certifications you would have a experice and knowledge factor included with you workability factor, so someone like a doctor would get paid the right amount.
This does pose a problem with the people that get low scores. After analyizing the job maket there is still a place for these people. Goverment and county jobs will be accectable for these select millions. Jobs at UBS will still be available as well.
This leaves one portion of the population left, the homeless. These are the poeple that do not want to have a job or any function in society. I am not including stay at home parents, they have an important job. The homeless will be forced to work, doing mindless jobs such as cleaning the streets. Another option is force them to do bum fights. All homeless people will be paid in crack. This gets the streets clean and at the same time gets rid of bums.
A craked out bum is a happy bum.
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/bum.jpg
posted by fox at 10:23 AM
2 Comments:
It's a new year, and I still heart Fox the most. Post, Fox, post!
agreed. being unemployed sucks when you have a job too. if you have a workable number of 0, does that mean that no matter what your experience, knowledge, job ranking, etc, you get paid nothing? what if you have a negative workable? do you owe the company money for working for them? how do you change your workable?
these are all issues that need to be addressed before this bill can come to fruition.
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