Some People are just haten on Mike Vick

Whats the difference between God and Michael Vick? Well one of them plays football and that is about it. I would like to personally say that I am extremely disappointed in Atlanta Falcon fans and more importantly Michael Vick fans. We should consider ourselves blessed to have the greatest athlete ever, Michael Vick, playing in our city. We should give him more of anything he wants; just for coming through our city. People get all freaked out when Vick does something wrong. We should do the right thing and just look away. So what if he smokes a little weed in the bathroom of an airplane, you see the Airport in Miami did the right thing once the realized they did the wrong thing and completely looked away and ignored there was a problem. Even if he did get convicted he is such a great athlete that he would just run right out of jail, jump the fence and dodge the bullets on the way out. They would be lucky if he only killed a couple of guards on the way out. He are some of Vick's accomplishments that may help you understand why he should recieve any pardon necessary.

Michael Vick's stats/achievements that missed the record books.
1.Threw a 175 yard touchdown pass.
2. The perfect football team would be 9 Michael Vicks and two hot cheerleaders to bring them water and wipe their sweat from their bodies
3. Kicked a 5 point field goal.
4. Only loses games because he knows he should be paid more.
5. Michael Vick is his own father.
6. Michael Vick took his own virginity, on accident.
7. Michael Vick would dominate the NBA but does not like orange colored balls.
8. Michael Vick had his pads tattooed on.
9. Michael Vick intercepted his own pass.
10. The only reason Michael Vick ever throws the football is because he thinks the other players need to earn their paychecks.
I know you understand where I am coming from so the next time you see the bird out of Vick just smile and think I sure hope Vick does not want to be closer to his summer home in Miami. And if one of Vick's fighting dogs kills one of yours go pull a steak out of the fridge and cook it for the little guy cause he helps keep Mike Vick happy.
