Next Disaster..NEXT DISASTER!

Global Warming is a problem that has face man since the beginning of time. For years cavemen lived in caves without electricity and using only renewable resources to prevent pollution. They even went to lengths of washing clothes in rivers to prevent environmental effects cause by power plants. Somewhere later on in time mankind began to say, "F my grandkids give me electricity, gasoline powered cars, and plastic bottles." All of this and cigarettes have caused the problem that we now call global warming, the slight rise in the average temperature of the planet. This causes the "ice caps" to melt and flood Florida, which has been a swamp for thousands of years until canals were created to dry out the land. I have comprised a plan to keep those crafty landowners in Georgia from getting gulf front beach property. This is more then a band-aid fix that will fix the problem of global warming forever. The answer is simple and is contained in four words or just one word if you hyphenate the whole thing. Solar-powered-ice-makers, this takes the heat and "wave energy" from the sun and creates ice that will lower the temperature of the earth and save Florida. I have included a photo below illustrating my point. Imagine the earth as one bottle of beer, and the ice as umm....ice. This simplifies the solution to the problem for you non-engineer types. There has been a waste of congress and other people debating over this problem and I solved it. I have not done the calculations yet but my initial calcs. show that it is going to take more then 7 of these ice-makers. Please join us next week when I discuss fulfilling E.T.'s life long dream of turning the moon into a stage of shadow puppetry.




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