Early Childhood Education

I am about to graduate shortly and I finally realized, "What am I doing, there is no money in engineering. I should teach, where the big bucks are." I figure I would go and get a early childhood education degree. To prove I could do it I came up with a lesson to get creative juices going.

So find a child (about 7 or 8 is the age group that I picked the difficulty level) and have him read these riddles then if he can't figure them out have him read the answers aloud.

Figure out the riddles.

ex.

riddle : Ruler of the couch
answer: Sofa King

answers are at the bottom



10th deep pass in a game

carbonated drink can that does not fizz out

ear irritation

third person reference to a woman named Ted.

last response to a basement redecorating interview

twice as many things

guy who fixes sliding glass doors

defected colorful bird

just above the ankle on a guy



10th deep pass in a game
(deep throw ten)

carbonated drink can that does not fizz out
(a null fizz tin)

ear irritation
(lobe itch)

third person reference to a woman named Ted.
(she Ted)

last response to a basement redecorating interview
(give me below job)

twice as many things
(double stuff)

guy who fixes sliding glass doors
(back door man)

defected colorful bird
(flaw peacock)

just above the ankle on a guy
(Man's low shin)