Necro Phil's Coffins

I am taking a business class and we are learning about business, hmm... And one thing we are learning is if your are going to start a new business, there must be a need for your business. Something like a lack of service or products...

I have made a new coffin manufacturing company, that specializes coffins to fit the needs of the occupant. Here is the ad I was thinking of featuring in the AJC.

Necro Phil's Coffins.

Are you unsatisfied with the current coffin selection in the market? Or just plain upset with the current prices of luxury ones? Maybe you were stuck with the unfortunate death of a relative you did not like and don't want to bury a lot of money burying the guy. Well come on down to Necro Phil's, where you will be dying to get into one of our coffins.

Our standard luxury coffins come with:
viewing window, trailer hitch, am-FM radio, door bell, automatic locks, power steering, sun roof, and are lemon scented, rear view mirror.

You name it we can get it for you. If you want a coffin with:

AC, refrigerator, convertible, two-story, half-story, coffins with a half bath, flat screen HD TV, water bed, wallpaper of your choice, coffins for two, coffins for two and only one is dead, GPS, and map quest.

If you are on a budget don't worry when you nudge it.
We have these special going on right now...

The bum in a box special: $225 ( for a limited time only)
You can get buried any cheaper then this

We take a 2 foot by 2 foot wooden box and place you in it, we do have to dismember you a little but hey at least you can rest in pieces.

We buy, sell, and trade new and used coffins.

We have coffins also have the gangster special: $1,100
This is a steel coffin that you can throw in any river, lake, or ocean and it will not float. We have tested it. (These coffins are designed for the dead, we are not responsible for any live burials.)

don't you try and wait it is easiest to prepare before it to late.

Just look at some of are satisfied customers:

This is John and Jane Po:

They bought the split one coffin for two special, and just look how happy they are. I cant remember a Halloween party they were not invited to.

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This is Jim Diedincarcrash in his sports model coffin.

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This is Michelle Suckabitch and is one of our oldest customers in her invisible coffin.

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AND REMEMBER AT NECRO PHIL'S WE SELL COFFINS TO DIE FOR.